When, as everyone knows, all you have in the world is your mum, it just breaks your heart when they leave. She says it was for work, but I don't get it. I provide her a substantial income, why does she need to leave me?
At 6 years old I'm getting used to it, but my little (and it is little, I'm a chihuahua) heart breaks. This time it was different though, I've become comfortable at home now, and I'm loved by so many of my family, I can afford to protest a bit more than usual.
My mum is back now, so I decided to take great delight in telling her my troubles whilst she was away. It is pretty newsworthy...
Some very serious matters occurred. I was caught for a DUI, but the police let me off for being an abandoned chihuahua, then I was caught for shop lifting. Security caught me putting mascara in my backpack...and then I ran away from home.
I think she has got the message that if she leaves again I will go off the rails even more so, she will realise I better have more attention or who knows what I'll do next 🤷♀️
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