I have a meeting tomorrow about pedigrees and perfect pouts. It is one of the leading points of Brexit negotiations.
I'm representing chihuahuas on nose jobs and whether or not we should be cross breeding to help the other breeds be more beautiful.
I'm so dead against it I haven't slept for a week planning my speech.
We cannot be used to make others beautiful 💪✌✊.
Rafa Capri, the political campaigner for what really matters.